Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Relatability

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    Rectangle - foxnewsofficial: there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like "hi??" i wasn't sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard
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    Font - Hi, I'm Frankie the Green Tree Frog. I live in these toilets as it keeps me moist and cool. I will confess that occasionally I block up the toilet flushing system, so if it doesn't work, you now know why. Please do not be frightened of me as I won't hurt you. I have lived here since these toilets were built so I can assure you that you won't hurt me by using the toilet. I have been removed from here many, many times, but I always come back (usually within 20 minutes), so removing me from
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    Font - slatestarscratchpad There's a subreddit called r/totallynotrobots where people pretend to be badly-disguised robots. They post cat pictures with captions like "SINCE I AM A HUMAN, THIS SMALL FELINE GENERATES POSITIVE EMOTIONS IN MY CARBON-BASED BRAIN" or something like that. There's another subreddit called r/SubSimulatorGPT2, that trains GPT-2 on various subreddits to create imitations of their output. Now r/SubSimulatorGPT2 has gotten to r/totallynotrobots, which means we get to see a r
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    Rectangle - ellynneversweet navy-matte Follow ... thoodleoo Follow ancient greek word of the day: aiyiAIŲ, "devoid of goats; hence, incredibly steep, to the point that not even goats can climb it" generally-nauseated goatforsaken 112,115 notes
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    Vertebrate - 12exe Horton hears somebody he used to know not-a-comedian do you ever regret drawing something
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    Font - sickpage Follow A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN heliosapollo yes hello i am here to learn geometries girlwithalessonplan Follow That crow is more prepared than some of my students. standbyfortitanfall You've all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There's been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put
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    Property - gabriel-gabdiel Follow Woke up this morning and found my cats guarding my basement like this Beware their riddles. One lies and one tells the truth. a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark Follow Unless you ask if they've already been fed. Then they both lie. CHH
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    Ecoregion - weirdrussians Follow БИП-БИП BАШ УБЕР ПРИБЫЛ ЧТО ЗА ХЕРНЯ, ОЛЕГ? Translate this meme for me, please. chestervelt Follow "honk honk, your Uber has arrived" "Oleg, what the fuck" thevoidsystem Follow the best thing ever Imao thegreenmeridian Follow I feel like something is lost by translating 6un-6un as honk honk instead of the phonetic "bep bep"
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    Font - REI K tilthat TIL that B.F. Skinner, a famous psychologist, instille superstitions in pigeons by giving them food in a cage at set time intervals. The pigeons responded by forming rituals, which they believed brought ther the food, such as bobbing their heads or turning counter-clockwise. via reddit.com lamassusoup PIGEON RELIGION
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    Organism - somanyofthekids Follow I was talking to a kid in my daughter's class today, and she said that she thought it would be fun to write a story about the Titanic, but with supernatural creatures. So l said, "Yeah, that would great! What would the creatures do? Would they save the Titanic from sinking?" And she gave me the most disgusted look. I have never seen a 9 year old face look so appalled. "No," she said, speaking very clearly so as to never be so grossly misunderstood again, "they'r
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    Glasses - just-shower-thoughts The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know. heckshowerthoughts They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man transhumanist-viking you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99 Follow Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut. Some dude:
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    Font - underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it's a coincidence they're in the same room as you 97% of the time "The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
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    Font - keuhkopussirotta Why is the Fantasy Protagonist's Cool Animal Companion always a wolf, a bird of prey, or something cool? If you live in a medieval-ish society, even if you have cool powers to bond with an animal, it's probably going to be a farm animal. What about a fantasy book where the heroine's Spirit Companion Animal is a pig. And not a cute piglet, but a huge f g sow. As clever as a human, but absolutely as ruthless as pigs can be. And the protagonist is like "should I quit eating
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    Font - druddigon Follow QUESTIONS & ANSWERS Q: How is the fishing there? A: Not...allowed? this was for an aquarium
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    Photograph - mogifire friend roachpatrol this still cracks me up like can you imagine you're 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around
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    Font - 6 beemojis Follow heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat beemojis Follow sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation. hiddenlacuna Follow Breaking news: cat was fed 20 minutes ago by the last person to walk into the kitchen. Cat claims fake mews.
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    Font - diplobrocus S haldaisilme curseworm does mace work on birds curseworm if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent curseworm time sensitive question please respond Source: curseworm 58,574 notes
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    Font - popdatchickensauce supermuffdiver69 Source: rainykin When the Dragon Age A suspicious lack of concludes, the next century will be called the Age. dragons. svao m Pretend You're Xyzzy Pretend You're Xyzzy rainykin: this was one of the best plays of the night

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